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Sex and the City: The Movie

May 31, 2008 · No Comments

I’ve never really been a die-hard Sex and the City fan. I couldn’t relate to going ga-ga over labels, strutting around New York in thousand-dollar six-inch heels, or sleeping with several men on a daily basis. But I have seen my fair share of the fab four’s travails, and I’ve always enjoyed the series. Of the four, I think Carrie is the most easily relatable. Samantha is too out-there, too open with her sexuality, yet uproariously funny. Samantha is too much of a hard-ass–her cynical sense of humor sometimes doesn’t get across. Charlotte is too sugary sweet and perfect to even relate to. And we have Carrie. Carrie, the self-obsessed writer who likes to make her sexual conquests the subject of her little novels.

Our favorite fashionista New Yorker finally ties the knot! Sarah Jessica Parker as Carrie Bradshaw in an amazing Vivienne Westwood creation.

So when I decided to see Sex and the City: The Movie yesterday, I figured, I’d enjoy it, but it would still feel like the TV series. And it did. I think it was a good call to have Michael Patrick King write the film. The movie’s plot was a little blah–Carrie and Big finally decide to tie the knot, Samantha is now living in Los Angeles with Smith, Samantha is living with Steve and Brady in Brooklyn, and Charlotte is happy with her new adopted baby. Nothing exciting really grabs you–except for the clothes. And did they go all out with the clothes. Of course, any designer would jump at a chance to feature their designs in such a trendsetting movie as SATC. Carolina Herrera, Dior, Vera Wang and Vivienne Westwood were some of the big names that were dropped in the movie. The gorgeous wedding dress that Carrie sports in the film is actually a Vivienne Westwood creation. So to say that the fashions weren’t at all the center of the film is a serious understatement. Every scene featured a fashionable look, with designer labels scattered all over the place. This movie knows how to play the product placement game. There is Carrie’s upgraded computer, which was formerly a powerbook, and now a Macbook Pro. Carrie’s glittery Sprint phone was featured so much I think I mistook it for a character. Starbucks was all over the place in this film, and of course, the designs. Louis Vuitton, Chanel, Vogue, you name it, it was in there.

Who can get away with walking down the streets of New York with a giant flower on their shoulder?

Although I enjoyed the film and thought it was a fun watch, I probably wouldn’t get it on DVD, only because I’m really not a fan of the series, and I don’t really feel better as a viewer watching a bunch of white women spend their money on clothes and jewelry. Yes, I know, there is more to SATC than clothes and handbags. Sure, it’s about relationships. But I found myself rolling my eyes at the relationship squabbles this time around. Carrie and Big, Miranda and Steve…it wasn’t exactly new territory. However, Samantha was a real star in the movie. Special mention should definitely go to each woman because they all looked great. Sarah Jessica Parker looked stunning in every scene (well, save for the scenes where she was mourning for Big), even in this over-the-top outfit.

Although I felt that Jennifer Hudson’s character was such an afterthought and I felt like it was cheesy the way she and Carrie interacted, in the end I congratulated Sex and the City for successfully delivering on the humor, design and overall translation from TV to the big screen. I thought the movie did an excellent job maintaining the small screen quality of the show yet giving us bigger themes and bigger fashions. The one thing I never liked about SATC was how much emphasis they put on the superficial. Carrie has a closet the size of two bedrooms that Big builds for her in their new apartment. Jennifer Hudson’s character Louise rents her designer handbags and Carrie frowns on that. There’s all manner of snottiness in the movie–from insults about Mexico to living in Brooklyn, the film is rife with good old-fashioned, old-school SATC elitism, which is why everyone likes the show in the first place.

In the end, despite the flashy fashions, the film still centers around the four friends. I thought they did a good job with it, and the script was entertaining. A bit cheesy in parts, but still entertaining.

Categories: The Big Screen

Got Apple?

May 27, 2008 · No Comments

I’ve always been a fan of the iTunes/iPod commercials, mainly because they’ve managed to perfectly encapsulate the love of music through their 30-seconds ads. I remember flipping out when at the first one I saw; it was the ad featuring Jet’s “Are You Gonna Be My Girl?” and it was so awesome. I know it made me want to get an iPod at the time.

Apple has become such a trendsetter that almost every artist on the planet acknowledges the power of the internet. Radiohead released their newest album exclusively online for about a month or two, and some artists have started to simply sell their stuff online and then coming out with the CD later. Apple has been able to also set the trends in terms of which artists to listen to. They basically put Feist on the map as a mainstream artist (which, as a music snob, I have to say, about damn time, since I’d been listening to Feist forever), and they also make already well-known artists seem even cooler by showcasing their new tunes, such as U2’s “Vertigo” and more recently, Coldplay’s “Viva La Vida”.

I have to say, Apple and Coldplay have completely outdone themselves this time around. I think this is the best commercial ever, and this is evidenced by the fact that I can’t stop watching this 30-second ad! I had to download it because it was so good. It’s 30 seconds of pure bliss, and everytime I watch it it makes me feel like I’m flying or something. The ambiance and the trademark silhouette visuals of the ad are particularly awesome, and add to that the excellent Viva La Vida track and the band rocking out…30 seconds of awesome!

I had some leftover credits from my last iTunes gift card so I used that to download “Viva La Vida” off iTunes. It’s definitely a cool song, and it should be, considering Coldplay teamed up with music maestro Brian Eno to produce this whole album. I am definitely excited to see what Chris Martin and co. have in store for us in this European-inspired album with the Frida Kahlo painting namesake.

Categories: Artsy Fartsy · Noise · On the Wawawa · The Boob Tube

A swashbuckling rollercoaster ride

May 25, 2008 · 2 Comments

The Cannes Film Festival’s critics couldn’t stop our favorite whip-wielding hero from smashing the box office this weekend. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull scored big in theaters, despite mixed reviews from critics left and right. As a longtime fan of the films, I have to say, despite coming into the theater with these mixed reviews in mind, and expecting the worst after two of the films I was looking forward to this summer (Speed Racer and Prince Caspian) turned out to be disappointing (with more emphasis on Prince Caspian), I had a fun time and enjoyed every minute of it.

A lot of people thought the film was a drastic departure from the old school Indiana Jones with the relics and the musty books, but I beg to disagree, and here’s why: This film is set in the late 70s to the early 80s, in the Cold War era. As we all know, the Cold War era was a period of intense paranoia in the United States (and Russia, too) and an era featuring the arms race between the two world powers. It was also the era when the Roswell, New Mexico UFO crash occurred, fueling even more paranoia. I thought this movie did a great job encapsulating that period, and it easily felt like Spielberg and Lucas had just made this film immediately after the last one. I love how they were able to make the film look and feel like it was made in the 70s. The props were amazing, the costumes were pretty cool and the sets were breathtaking. Despite the old movie feel of Crystal Skull I felt like the duo went all out in the special effects department. They made good use of 2008 CGI and definitely sounded better in the booming Dolby Digital theater.

Cate Blanchett and Harrison Ford size each other up.

The movies strong points were its actors: Harrison Ford seemed like he had just finished filming The Last Crusade yesterday. He was jumping and brawling like he was 40! I love the little Indy quips and the smirks and swashbuckling. I also love that they decided to retain some of the most classic parts of the Indy films, such as the travel map showing the airplane routes of Indy’s travels, as well as scenes of Indy at the college, being gawked at and swarmed by overenthusiastic students. I also think that Karen Allen (who reprises her role as Marion Ravenwood in this film) did an excellent job, although I had wished she had entered the movie earlier. Cate Blanchett was absolutely spectacular in this film as the persistent Russian scientist Irina Spalko. She kicked some serious butt in this movie! And about damn time! I’m telling you, this lady is a hell of a chameleon! She can take any role and own it! I’m so proud of her! Another star was of course, Shia LaBeouf, who appeared in the movie as Indiana Jones and Marion Ravenwood’s son, Mutt. I thought he was good in the film; not spectacular, but good.

A lot of people thought that the ending of the film, or at least the film’s central story (the crystal skulls) was a bit lacking, and that it seemed like it was such a poor attempt to adapt the real legend of the crystal skulls. I actually disagree. I won’t spoil it for anyone, but I loved the ending or at least where the crystal skull storyline was centered around. I thought it was very appropriate given the setting of the movie, and I thought it also showed that the movie was progressing, instead of simply staying rooted to pursuing well-known, elusive artifacts like the Holy Grail. I also like how the film’s pace built up as the movie progressed. Towards the end, it felt like a rollercoaster ride that kept going and going and going. It was also pretty funny. It was some lighthearted fun, and I had a blast seeing it.

No Indy movie would be complete without a seriously exciting car chase.

SPOILER: My favorite scene is the ending, where Indiana Jones and Marion Ravenwood (finally) get married. After the vows have been said and they’ve kissed, the camera shows Shia LaBeouf’s character Mutt walking down the isle towards the door. The doors blow open and Jones’ trademark hat lands on the floor. The camera shows Mutt walking to where the hat is and picking it up, with the Indiana Jones theme whistling suggestively in the background. Mutt examines the hat and slowly puts it on his head–only for it to be grabbed out of his hands by Jones himself, after which Jones smiles and puts it on his head. I thought this was a very clever way of saying, “Ooh, is the indiana Jones franchise going to be continued by his son, Mutt?” and then Jones’ act of snatching the hat away from Mutt as if to say, “Nope, there’s only one Indiana Jones and that’s Harrison Ford.” I loved it!

The downside is that the script could have been better-written. There were some cheesy lines, and some scenes that I would have done over or at least rewritten so they didn’t seem too predictable, but other than that I felt the movie delivered on all points. I felt that they stayed true to what Indiana Jones is about, and I felt they also updated it, without taking away from what we know and love about the films. It’s a film that you see to have a good time, and I had a blast. I would recommend it.

Categories: The Big Screen

Goya’s Ghosts

May 21, 2008 · No Comments

So I had been putting off watching Goya’s Ghosts, which I had borrowed from Netflix two weeks ago, because I had gotten so swamped with school that I hardly had any time to watch it. I had wanted to borrow it because I’ve seen every Natalie Portman movie ever made, and it sounded interesting.

The film revolves around renowned Spanish painter Francisco de Goya [played by Stellan Skarsgard] and the tumultuous period of the Spanish Inquisition and the Peninsular War. Directed by Milos Forman [One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Man on the Moon], the film also stars Javier Bardem (pre-Academy Award win) and Natalie Portman. I didn’t really know what to make of the film. I was mostly disturbed about the fact that they decided to make a Goya film in english, and cast a Swedish actor to play Francisco de Goya. And the whole film was in english. There was barely any Spanish in there. I thought that to make it in Spanish, and casting Spanish actors as well would have been a better choice. Javier Bardem, however, absolutely won me over in this film. I gather that this film probably gave the Coen Brothers reason enough to cast him as the criminal Anton Shegur in their award-winning No Country for Old Men. Bardem was absolutely devious and cunning in this film! And that gravelly voice!

Natalie Portman plays Ines, an innocent girl who faces the wrath of the Spanish Inquisition, in the form of Javier Bardem.

Portman was okay in the movie. For some reason there has been a progression in her movie roles. It seems she’s doing more and more nudity, which is fine by me, except it may seem like she’s trying a bit too hard. It started with Closer, she played a stripper in that film. Then there’s this movie, where she plays a rich merchant’s daughter who gets arrested by the Spanish Inquisition on charges of being secretly Jewish. She is then tortured and raped by members of the Spanish clergy while in jail. There was no rape scene, don’t be disturbed Portman fans, but she is practically naked in the film. And then there was the stint for The Darjeeling Limited, where she once again is fully nude, but they posed her so she just shows her butt. I’m not entirely sure, but I believe she plays a hooker in My Blueberry Nights. Oh yeah, and she played Anne Boleyn in The Other Boleyn Girl, and that one was a devious seductress as well. So yeah, you can see where I’m going with this. Natalie, maybe you should tone it down a bit? We know you’ve got it in you, but change it up a bit. Don’t just keep getting naked, or else we’ll start to think this is Sharon Stone all over again.

Basically here’s what I thought of the movie: they should have done it in Spanish and employed Spanish actors. Javier Bardem was great. Natalie Portman was all right, and she did play a crazy woman very convincingly, I’ll give her that. Overall, it was very poorly done, only because it wasn’t very linear. I also thought it was more of a story about the Inquisition than it was about Goya.

Categories: The Big Screen

Science fiction hero

May 20, 2008 · No Comments

If you don’t know who J.J. Abrams is by now, you are seriously out of touch with geekdom.

This guy has been fulfilling fanboys’ dreams everywhere by helming several successful projects that, frankly, I’m beginning to think this guy has more creativity in his pinky finger than all of the WGA combined. Okay, fine, if the name still hasn’t rung a bell…Felicity, Alias, Lost, Mission: Impossible III, Cloverfield

Ring any bells? Thought so. Anyway, so J.J. Abrams seems to have a thing for airplanes, hot chicks who can kick ass, six degrees of separation (which was actually a title of a series he had launched before, but which, unlike his other ventures, did not do very well), spies, and a whole lot of science fiction. Sounds like a guy we’d like to pull an all-nighter with, huh? And he brings all that together in his new series Fringe, which is like The X-Files meets Event Horizon meets Conspiracy Theory. This guy’s view of science is so optimistic, most of his shows show scientific breakthroughs as being responsible for great catastrophes (or at least, a whole lot of killin’). In Alias, a lot of science is responsible for a lot of the ass-kicking going on between Sidney Bristow and a bunch of bad guys who want to use such scientific breakthroughs to their advantage. In Lost, it’s experiments with teleportation, time travel and even psychology that propel the Oceanic 815-ers into this web of mystery. In Fringe, science is once again the villain.

The show centers around this definition of Fringe: ideas, individuals, organizations, cultures and movements viewed as marginal or extremist by the mainstream. In other words, radical experiments or ideas that may not be very well-received by the general public. The show revolves around something strange that occurs inside an airplane–passengers are dead, and an FBI agent is determined to find out what could have caused their deaths–something that she will later find is bigger than simply some fluke. It’s all conspiracy and all action, with that X-Files atmosphere and even a borrowing of a Lost actor, Lance Reddick (who plays Matthew Abaddon in Lost). The show will star Joshua Jackson of Dawson’s Creek/Mighty Ducks fame, and John Noble, of The Lord of the Rings (he played Denethor) will be joining the cast as well as an informant.

I’m already excited about this series. To me, the premise is still something you need to warm up to, and it’s definitely got the same feel as when you first watch Lost, you don’t know what the heck is going on. I’m pretty sure it’s going to be the same thing. For Abrams, the hits just keep on coming, and I’m beginning to think that this guy has yet to peak.

Not quite sure what to look forward to? Here’s a sneak peek of what’s in store:

Categories: The Boob Tube

Your inner musical geek

May 20, 2008 · No Comments

For those of you who spend way too much time making playlists and telling the world about this one song you think is just awesome, you can go to www.musicaltaste.com, where you can recommend songs and albums to people are as music-minded as you. It’s a pretty neat site. It’s not very popular, it’s only got a couple thousand members, but it’s a good place to get some ideas on new music and the like, or simply peruse through recommendations and see if there are like-minded people on there.

www.musicaltaste.com

Here are my recommendations for the day:

1. Missy Higgins - Warm Whispers

2. Matt Pond PA - Closer

3. Regina Spektor - Hotel Song

4. Peter Bjorn & John - Paris 2004

5. The Perishers - Almost Pretty

6. The Kooks - One Last Time

7. Death Cab for Cutie - Steadier Footing

8. Athlete - Flying Over Bus Stops

9. British Sea Power - Trip Out

10. Islands - Rough Gem

11. Tokyo Police Club - If It Works

12. Stephen Malkmus & the Jicks - We Can’t Help You

Categories: Noise · On the Wawawa

Zip codes and idols

May 19, 2008 · No Comments

So I don’t know if you guys have heard, but apparently The CW, the network responsible for teen soaps Gossip Girl and One Tree Hill is bringing back…wait for it…Beverly Hills 90210. Yes, it’s true. No, I don’t know much, except that there is already a rumor that Veronica Mars‘ Rob Thomas will be at the helm. Also, Jennie Garth and Tori Spelling will be returning to that famed zip code as grown-up versions of their old characters. I’m not really expecting anything, I mean, does The CW not know any other show to make except teen soaps? I mean, really? Where is your creativity, CW? Last I checked the WGA strike was over. Here’s the promo:

In other news, the American Idol showdown between David Archuleta and David Cook will air tomorrow on Fox. Like Simon said, it’s going to be a humdinger. My money is on David Cook, but with the prepubescent little girls texting their thumbs off, I think it will be a close one, and a definite upset if David Archuleta wins. But then again, it might not be all that bad for David Cook if he doesn’t win the Idol title. That way, he’ll be taken more seriously.

Categories: The Boob Tube

It should be a criminal offense…

May 19, 2008 · 4 Comments

…to adapt a classical work of literature and serve it up being absolutely short of excellent. Needless to say, this was what happened in Prince Caspian.

So I’m writing to express my utter disappointment in the newest Narnia film: Prince Caspian. When I saw the trailer a year ago at San Diego’s Comic-Con International, I was filled with excitement and anticipation at seeing another one of my favorite books come to life on the big-screen. I was excited when Andrew Adamson, the director, said he would be taking a darker approach to the story, because Prince Caspian is indeed a much darker tale compared to The Magician’s Nephew or The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. Now, Prince Caspian has never been my favorite book in the series, but I always enjoyed reading it. So it was no question how excited I was for the movie.

Fast forward a year later in May and I have finally seen the movie after a long and agonizing wait, and I have to say, I’ve only ever walked out on a movie once before, and that movie was The Brothers Grimm, but only because it was so boring I didn’t feel like sitting through the whole thing. I never thought I would say this regarding a Narnia movie, but I felt like I was betrayed. I felt like someone had promised me something spectacular, and I got something completely and utterly unlike what I had expected, and what I had deserved.

The thing with adapting classic books onto the big screen is that you usually have no license to go about changing things. In essence, you already have your brilliant script. As a film crew, your task is to translate the story onto the screen, and only modify scenes as necessary for the characters and the story to develop. Basically, you’re tweaking an already well-written script to make sure audience members who are not fans of the book can follow. Usually sequence is not a big restriction–you are usually welcome to change the ordering of scenes as you like. But where you are restricted as a filmmaker is in the translation of the story–your understanding of the characters’ motives and personalities, and your interpretation of the spirit of the story–that’s almost set in stone.

Prince Caspian did nothing of the sort. Andrew Adamson had professed that he was a fan of the books, fan enough to try and give it justice on the big screen. He did nothing of the sort. To me, he did not translate the book onto the screen–he created his own story, and merely slapped the name Narnia in front of it. The film barely resembled the book. The gist was there–Prince Caspian flees his murderous uncle, King Miraz, and enlists the help of the Old Narnians to reclaim his throne. In the heat of this battle, he is forced to blow Susan’s magic horn and summons the Pevensie children back to Narnia to help him. The film delivers on the gist, all right, but it misses the mark on everything else. Not only did the script writers take extreme liberties in inserting totally new scenes that completely altered the meaning of the story, but they also underscored some of the major characters, who I had expected to play bigger roles in the film.

I would like to enumerate the mistakes:

First off, they did not tell the history of Prince Caspian. I felt this was an important part of the story, because how are we supposed to sympathize with a boy if we barely know his character? I thought the relationship between Caspian and Dr. Cornelius was something essential to understanding Caspian’s character, and yet it was almost nonexistent in the film. Without giving us Prince Caspian’s childhood, there was no sense of rapport established between the audience and Prince Caspian. We just knew he was trying to avoid getting killed, which is hardly anything special. I also thought the use of “Professor” by Caspian in addressing Dr. Cornelius was stupid. This is not Harry Potter, and you should know better, Andrew Adamson, than to let this slip by. The title of “Professor” has no place in Narnia–it is uncharacteristic.

Another thing that bothered me was the accent. They had made Prince Caspian and the rest of the Telmarines speak with an accent reminiscent of Inigo Montoya of The Princess Bride. I thought this was silly and it all seemed forced. Yes, the Telmarines were a different race from the Old Narnians, sure, but they were human, and I don’t see why there was a need to give them Spanish-sounding accents. I felt it was absolutely unnecessary and it took away the seriousness of the story and seemed like a burden on Prince Caspian himself. If they wanted to convey that they were different, they could have done it by character and not by forcing the use of accents on their actors. It was absolutely laughable and excruciating to watch.

The scene at Cair Paravel was immensely lacking as well. The children should have been more puzzled, more disturbed and more time should have been devoted to their realization that the castle they once presided in as kings and queens of Narnia was reduced to a pile of ruins. That way, it would have established that sense of wonderment and need in the audience to know what the hell was going on.

Third, Susan’s horn. It was a vital part of the story, and yet it was severely underscored in the film. Not only was its importance not showcased properly, it was also used differently than in the book. In the film, Prince Caspian uses the horn after he hits his head on a tree trunk and in an attempt to defend himself from Trumpkin of all people (once again, a scene not in the book). This is a grave error, because it once again misrepresents one of the main parts of the book. Susan’s horn was only meant to be blown in grave circumstances. And yet in the film Prince Caspian blows the horn only to save himself–not to save his army, as in the book. It made Caspian out to be a selfish person, and made the horn out to be less magical and less important than it really was. Also, the use of Trumpkin as some sort of villain completely goes against what his character was intended to be. He and Trufflehunter were both trying to help Caspian, not attack him. Sure, Trumpkin was probably less trusting of Caspian than Trufflehunter, but he did not attempt to attack him in the book, and to make this so in the film is confusing and takes away from the sense of urgency in Caspian’s blowing the horn at the most extreme time of need.

The Pevensie children gaze in awe at the scenery around them as Trumpkin leads them through a drastically changed Narnia.

I also didn’t like how underscored Trumpkin was in the film. In the book, Trumpkin and Trufflehunter are one of the defenders of Prince Caspian, because they know he is well-intentioned, but Trumpkin remains to be a little wary of him because he’s a Telmarine. Instead, Trumpkin was never shown to interact with Caspian, except to actually attempt to attack him (which was not in the book, and I’m assuming was dreamt up by the writers for what reason I don’t know). It was uncharacteristic of Trumpkin. Next, there wasn’t enough of Trumpkin doubting whether Aslan existed, and whether he was really in the presence of the kings and queens of Narnia. I felt like this was another important part of the book that the writers missed.

Fourth, Prince Caspian himself. A few things: So I already talked about how his accent was unnecessary and bothersome, and how his premature blowing of the horn seemed to communicate a selfish Caspian rather than a Caspian looking out for the good of his army of Old Narnians. Another thing that bothered me is that Caspian was also made out to be less fit than he really was to be King of Narnia. In the book, it was written that he was well-learned in various things: archery, swordfighting, hunting, academia–in the film there is none of that. We have no way of relating as to how this boy can simply become King of Narnia only because it’s his birthright. It also made it seem like he was only imploring the Old Narnians for aid because it was his birthright to be King. Caspian never wanted to be King. In the book, the only reason Caspian feels like he needs to fight Miraz is because he sees the beauty of Old Narnia–its creatures, its dense forests full of magic, its history…Caspian as a child was always fascinated with Old Narnia, and to find out that his people (the Telmarines) were responsible for the decay of Narnia, to him was simply heartbreaking. He vows to protect the Old Narnians and restore Narnia to what it used to be. In the film, there is none of that. It only seems like Caspian wants to get the throne for himself, because of his birthright–a mistake that greatly affects viewers’ perception of Caspian.

Another thing the film made up that was not in the book was a rivalry between Prince Caspian and Peter. There was no such rivalry, and there’s a completely good reason why. Caspian was never a proud boy. He was always in awe of Narnia and how it used to be in the olden days. He was always fascinated by the stories of the kings and queens of Narnia. To have him challenge Peter is unbecoming of his character and it paints him to be a childish and proud person, not the humble, well-intentioned Caspian that C.S. Lewis painted him to be in the books. His character was underscored in the film because he was supposed to be in charge of the whole army before Peter comes along. His bravery spurred on the rest of the Old Narnians, until of course the very end, where we see Nikabrik plot to resurrect the White Witch, which then leads to the Pevensie children’s appearances. Instead, they make the Pevensie children responsible for the army’s choices in the film, something I felt totally changed the story. I really disliked Peter in the film, which is a lot to say because in the book, I admired Peter for being able to work cooperatively with Prince Caspian, even though he had been High King long ago. Instead, I saw Peter asserting his power and authority on Caspian, something I am absolutely certain C.S. Lewis did not intend in his writing.

Fifth, King Miraz and the Telmarines. They were well-cast, I will give them that. But once again, I detest how they were given accents, and I detest that their roles in the film were tragically altered. For instance, there were all these unnecessary and made-up scenes about Miraz pretending that Caspian was “abducted”. This is so stupid, because once again, it showed how much liberty the writers took with the book. Miraz was a cold-blooded usurper, simple as that. When it no longer became convenient for him to have Caspian around, he intended to dispose of him. They did not show that in the film. By not doing this, it did away with the sense of urgency in having Caspian flee from him. As for Miraz’s right hand men Glozelle and Prosepius (sp?), they were the better part of the film. Their betrayal was shown in the film, but there was also this strange fabrication by the writers to make Glozelle seem like he was a good character, rather than the haughty, power-hungry man that he was in the books. In the end, they make Glozelle one of the people to step through the portal back to the human world. Instead of the one who really betrays King Miraz.

One of my favorite characters from the Narnia series, the fearless Reepicheep!

Another thing that angered me, sixth, was the portrayal of the Old Narnians. I loved the part in the book when Prince Caspian goes around the forest collecting friends and allies in his battle. I loved meeting the bears, the squirrel Pattertwig, and of course, Reepicheep and the rest of the gang. However, there was none of this. What they did in the film was to have Caspian presented amid a throng of angry Old Narnians and then yelled at and jeered at like he was a fiend. It was wrong. It was a wrong scene because it painted the Old Narnians out to be unreasonable and jeering, not the friendly, lighthearted Narnians we know and love, that the book depicted. I felt that the importance of the ally-collecting scene with Caspian in the book is that it gave him the opportunity to interact with various creatures in Old Narnia, and to establish a rapport with them, so that they would feel like he was indeed their king and that he would fight for them. However, it just seemed like the Narnians were fighting to give Caspian his throne back and nothing else. It was a stupid scene, and I abhor it. I dislike that they ignored the giant’s role in the film, and the bears.

The Pevensie children were a huge disappointment for me. For me, this was Peter and Edmund’s time to shine. Edmund has a new personality in the book, because he knows better after being under the wiles of the White Witch. He knows to trust Lucy, because she was right before. Peter also is supposed to shine in the film because he was once again able to summon the courage of High King Peter and rally the Old Narnians behind him for Caspian. Instead, they were portrayed like ugly, irritable children. Peter was painted as a proud and stubborn leader–someone who would say it’s his way or the highway. He wasn’t supposed to be like that at all. The film painted Peter as someone who kept trying to shove his royalty down the Narnians’ throat, and he was absolutely not like that.

Susan takes aim at foes amid flight during a siege on King Miraz's castle that was never in the book.

Edmund, on the other hand, was good in the film–however, I felt he wasn’t given the credit he properly deserved. Edmund has a newfound wisdom that he seemed to lack in the earlier book. He is now much more mature and much more capable. Instead, we see yet another shadow of Peter. He was supposed to shine in the film, just as he did in The Lion, the Witch and Wardrobe. However, this was not so. Another thing that angered me was yet again another fabrication: Prince Caspian and Susan having some kind of romantic connection. First of all, it’s a good idea, but one that I felt they could have done away with and focused instead on the essential parts of the film. Instead, they added it in as some kind of afterthought. It seemed contrived, and to me it felt like Prince Caspian only snuggling up to Susan because she was a Queen. There was no back story at all–it just popped out of nowhere, much like the rest of the fabricated scenes in the film. Also, I think this is hilarious: Andrew Adamson probably responded to the criticism from The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe of Susan not showing off her bow and arrow skills all that much. His response? Let’s overdo it! Have her shoot at anything that moves! It wasn’t as big of a deal as the film’s other crimes, but I felt like once again, this was something that distracted away from really delivering the story properly.

A scene that particularly angered me in the film was the totally fabricated scene that the writers made: Peter forces the army to stage a siege on King Miraz’s castle–something once again, not in the book and completely fabricated, and I don’t know why they did it, except perhaps to show off the special effects. This siege to me was extremely out of character for Peter, because it paints him to be an inexperienced king and a megalomaniac. He wasn’t. When he was High King, he and Edmund shared battle victories that C.S. Lewis made a point to mention in the book. The reason he mentioned it was to establish the kings and queens of Narnia as people who worked to get the esteem and glory they deserved. Instead, we have a different Peter, one who is bossy, arrogant and foolish. The siege is a disastrous part of the film because it is a radical departure in what Lewis intended, and it was a long scene, too, which could have been devoted to other things. In the scene, they show Caspian going into Miraz’s bedroom and wanting to kill him. This is WRONG and out of character. It angered me so much I wanted to vomit.

Another thing that upset me immensely was the escape from the siege. In it we are shown the offensive y the Old Narnians going disastrously awry and they have to retreat. The gate starts to close, Peter and the others escape but they leave behind some Old Narnians, who are trapped behind the gate and end up being slaughtered. To me, this was the most scandalous and gut-wrenching mistake that the writers made. It made out Peter and the Pevensies to be cold-hearted and stupid. Peter would never leave Narnian creatures to die like that, and he would have never suggested such a risky maneuver in the first place, because he as never one to consider risking lives okay. This decision sealed the deal for me that this movie was beyond salvation.

The Pevensie children are transported from the train station to a changed Narnia. From left to right: Skandar Keynes (Edmund), William Moseley (Peter), Anna Popplewell (Susan) and Georgie Henley (Lucy).

Ben Barnes wields the sword of Prince Caspian

Last but not least, their interpretation of Aslan. Aslan was absent in the books for a reason. They did not convey this reason accurately in the film. The message that C.S. Lewis was trying to say with the book went largely missing in the film. Here, the religious undertones resurface, but perhaps that is why the writers completely avoided Aslan in the film, to avoid backlash from oh, atheists who feel like there had been too many Jesus references in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. The reason Aslan was absent was because Narnia was no longer the place he had known. It was rife with evil from the Telmarines; once talking animals were now reduced to dumb creatures that devoured anything that moved. When the Pevensie children came, the reason Lucy was the only one who was able to see him was because she was the only one who truly believed he would come. It was a question of faith; Susan and Peter did not see Aslan because they were grown-up, and believed that to accomplish something, they had to rely on what they know is absolutely certain, and they had begun to doubt Aslan.

Here’s what I feel the overall story was in the book and should have been in the film: Prince Caspian was raised in a world of lies fed to him by his uncle, King Miraz. When Miraz attempts to kill him, he is forced to flee for his life. He discovers on his own that there is a world out there that exists and that Miraz had told him it was dead. He encounters the Old Narnians, who befriend him instead of demonize him. At first they are suspicious, but after he proves himself worthy, they befriend him. After listening to the Old Narnians, Caspian feels that Miraz and the Telmarines are committing a grievous thing by trying to erase Old Narnia. He is empowered and he feels like he needs to fight for them. He doesn’t want to be king, he just wants to protect Old Narnia. Old Narnians suggest that they should do battle to reclaim what’s theirs, and Caspian vows to do aid them because he loves Old Narnia and wants to defend it, not because he wants to ascend to the throne. In the midst of battle, due to harsh circumstances, Caspian is forced to call for help by sounding out Susan’s horn. The Pevensie children are summoned. They trek through unrecognizable land to find Caspian in order to aid him. However, they are puzzled as to why Aslan has not shown himself, as he had before. They are confused, afraid and unsure of themselves. However, when they learn that Narnia has been invaded by the Telmarines, and that their beloved friends have been subject to such hideous experiences, they vow to help Caspian to restore the Old Narnia. There is no power struggle between Caspian and Peter. Peter lends his help to Caspian as best he can, and Caspian feels nothing but reverence of a High King of Narnia who seems to be the same age as him but has achieved so much. The Narnians claim victory against the Telmarines, but only because they have a strong desire to restore Narnia to the beauty it once was. They are brought together not by the desire to crown Caspian, but to give the magical world back to the creatures who it belongs to. In the end, the reason Caspian is acknowledged by Aslan as a true king of Narnia is because he really does have a love of its creatures, and he has no desire to rule them, but simply to lead and protect them.

The spirit of Prince Caspian is one of love for the earth and all its creatures, cooperation and faith. There are themes of brotherhood, friendship, understanding and a desire to break through tyranny and restore peace. There’s nothing of the sort in the film, which is why I came out of the theater horrified and devastated.

In summation, I felt that the writers and the director took some extreme liberties with the film. They did not understand the characters properly, and they inserted scenes that were unimportant as well as destructive to the spirit of what C.S. Lewis intended of Narnia. I felt that the movie only served the purpose of blockbustering, and that it seemed like a totally different story, with simply the Narnia name slapped onto it. It was barely recognizable, indeed, and I felt betrayed. It’s the feeling one would get when someone, for instance, adapts The Catcher in the Rye, and it turns out be a movie like Mean Girls or something. It’s the same feeling one would get if say, The Lord of the Rings was horribly made by Peter Jackson. Only, Peter Jackson executed The Lord of the Rings perfectly. He understood The Lord of the Rings just like a real fan would, and he made sure that he did it justice. Andrew Adamson and his pathetic crew did nothing of the sort. They simply made a fan fiction version of the book and put in special effects and employed WETA work shop just to generate revenue. It was not the Narnia we fans know and love, and it is an unforgivably made film that I will never watch ever again.

I feel a huge sense of loss and devastation. Like I mentioned earlier, someone has defiled one of the best works of literature in history. It should not have been allowed, and it should not be tolerated. Unfortunately, the box office tells otherwise. Because the film will gross big at the box office, people will see this as a success, and people will forget that C.S. Lewis’ masterpiece had nothing to do with that film. I am angry and I feel cheated. Andrew Adamson, I hope you never make another Narnia film again.

So there.

Categories: Cinematic Revelations · The Big Screen · Wrapped Up in Books

Feelgood with a capital F

May 15, 2008 · 2 Comments

If you’re going to pick up a new album, I would highly recommend picking up Jason Mraz’s new record We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things. I put this record on, and the first song immediately got be swaying to the beat. It’s so light and fun and great for relaxing, it kind of reminds me of the first time I heard a Jack Johnson CD. Jason Mraz has always had his sound. He’s kind of weird, because he’s so eclectic you don’t really know how to classify his sound–which is exactly what I like my music to be like. He’s kind of like a combination of pop, disco, rap, reggae, folk, everything! He’s so quirky and offbeat it’s awesome. I would recommend listening to “Make It Mine”, “I’m Yours” and “A Beautiful Mess”.

I also got Death Cab for Cute’s new album Narrow Stairs. This album is quite different from its 8 (?) predecessors. It’s not just Ben Gibbard’s high-pitched crooning or signature coherent and witty one-liners, but this album showcases more of the band’s artistry. For instance, “I Will Possess Your Heart”, despite the overly emo title, is 4 minutes and whatever extra seconds of simply instrumental music. It reminds me of Athlete’s Beyond the Neighborhood. We can probably deduce from this album that Death Cab’s getting a bit groovier. I mean, sure, The Photo Album was pretty upbeat and a tad noisier than the mellowed Plans, but this album is like Death Cab’s version of The Shins’ Wincing the Night Away sans the “ooh, whoooo, ooh” parts. It’s definitely more lively and less brooding. Give “No Sunlight” a listen, “You Can Do Better” and “Your New Twin Sized Bed”.

Categories: Noise

Summer movie guide

May 13, 2008 · 1 Comment

Yeah, yeah I know I’m late, but here it is anyway.

MAY 02 - IRON MAN

MAY 09 - SPEED RACER

MAY 16 - The CHRONICLES of NARNIA: PRINCE CASPIAN

May 22 - INDIANA JONES and the KINGDOM of the CRYSTAL SKULL

MAY 30 - SEX and the CITY, The STRANGERS

JUNE 6 - KUNG FU PANDA

JUNE 13 - The INCREDIBLE HULK, The HAPPENING

JUNE 20 - GET SMART

JUNE 27 - WANTED, WALL-E

JULY 2 - HANCOCK

JULY 11 - HELLBOY II: The GOLDEN ARMY, JOURNEY to the CENTER of the EARTH 3D

JULY 18 - The DARK KNIGHT

JULY 25 - The X-FILES: I WANT to BELIEVE

AUGUST 1 - The MUMMY: TOMB of the DRAGON EMPEROR

AUGUST 8 - The SISTERHOOD of the TRAVELING PANTS 2

AUGUST 15 - TROPIC THUNDER

AUGUST 22 - BANGKOK DANGEROUS

AUGUST 29 - BABYLON A.D.

Categories: The Big Screen