What were they thinking?!

Horrible movie titles that actually made it into film. You have to wonder, what were these morons thinking?!?

The runner-ups:

1. Monsters Crash the Pajama Party Spook Show Spectacular
2. Killer Klowns from Outer Space
3. The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Mountain
4. Half-Past Dead (Those Steven Seagal movies always have weird titles)
5. Long Time Dead (This obsession with putting the word “dead” in every horror picture title is killing the film [pun intended])
6. Honey, I Blew Up the Kids / Honey, I Shrunk Ourselves
7. Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot! (Oh, Sylvester…)
8. Frankenfish (Oh god, please strike down these imbeciles who make really idiotic movie titles…)
9. Ssssssssss (I um…actually don’t know how many actual S’s they have in the title, but i’ll go with this. This is um…apparently a snake movie. Ssssss, get it?)
10. I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney (Why, Ben Affleck, why?!)
11. The Thing Below (Could they be any more vague?)
12. The Door in the Floor (Yeah, I don’t know where people get the idea that alliteration in movie titles is cool.)

Bronze: Jesse James Meets Frankenstein’s Daughter is tied with Cannibal Women In The Avocado Jungle of Death (hahaha, this is just too stupid for words!)

Silver: Blood-Sucking Nazi Zombies (Hahahahahaha omigod this is hilarious)

GOLD!: THE INCREDIBLY STRANGE CREATURES WHO STOPPED LIVING AND BECAME MIXED-UP ZOMBIES